So, I was a brat in high school.
Seriously.
So much so that I feel like I need to apologize to people that I run into who only “kind of” knew me in high school now that I’m an adult.
Anyway. I went to West Florence High School. And at West Florence, there’s a pageant. Miss West Florence. I convinced the golf team to sponsor me because I really wanted to be in it.
No… not just be in it. I wanted the crown, baby.
So my mom and I did some major shopping and came up with my theme for the pageant… RED.
I told you I was a brat.
I had a red suit for the interview with the judges before the pageant. I had a red skirt and crisp white top for casual wear with red accent jewelry, and a red ball gown for the evening wear.
But let’s get back to that interview. During during the interview, one of the school administrators/judges asked me to describe myself in one word.
Do you know what I said?
Without skipping a beat, I said, “Classic.”
CLASSIC? …seriously?
I hope you can laugh with me, and not at me.
Well, I can understand if you want to laugh at me for a minute.
Good. I feel like we’ve peeled a layer of this onion called Whitney back tonight. I’m glad we’re friends.


That’s awesome! Classic : ) I love that you had a “theme.”
I only laugh because it reminds me of what a brat I was in high school, so you aren’t alone
SO FUNNY…you want to know what I wore for the interview? A robin-egg blue suit with clear heels…… BA HA HA HA HA. …and don’t feel bad about being a brat, so was I. I needed a spanking!
HAHAHA I remember those heels and that suit!! What were we thinking?